I Can Handle Myself...

When this crack couple was mentioned in =jadore-renard's meme, I really liked it for the awkwardess of it xD They are almost complete opposites in every way possible
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Teagan: *stops Carlson* Where are you going, Carlson?
Carlson: Car-ly. *rolls her eyes* What's it to you anyway?
Teagan: I ah... *looks away blushing* do not need you wandering around the city getting hurt. I am in charge of your well being- as a intern-contestant non-intimate relationship.
Carlson: Imma' big girl, I can handle myself...
Teagan: Still, allow me to escort you.
Carlson: *raises her brows* ..suit yourself.
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So here is my formal version of Cargan [Carlson x Teagan]

Background Original - ~heymangee